Fireside Mystery Theatre

Anita’s Fortune Telling, Soothsaying, Psychic Readings, and Spiritual Guidance. Available for reasonable fee. Number is 555-CAL-ANITA.

A little reminder from the folks at Fireside Mystery Theatre...

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Our fantastic Fireside Mystery Theatre logo in black

Our fantastic Fireside Mystery Theatre logo in white

You too can train to be a lean, mean fighting machine at Cobra Kleinman's All-American Dojo & Fitness Center in the heart of Sunken Harbor!

Sunken Harbor's Sheriff is the no-nonsense law and order of this town.

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Train hard. Train fast. Train like the All-American Cobra.

Law and order in Sunken Harbor, NY, goes by the name of Sheriff Ulster.

Fireside Mystery Theatre loves it when you listen with the lights turned down low. But do remember to mind the shadows...

enjoy!

Sweet Edgar Allan Poe design with ravens, because of course it is.

Mary Shelley Holy Writers Series

The complete text of Edgar Allan Poe's 'The Pit and the Pendulum', titled and featuring Poe's signature. The first in a series of shirts called 'Body Texts', inspired by Spineless Classics. Body Texts are complete, legible texts of classic short stories on one shirt. All stories are in the Public Domain or are used with permission.

"But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping, And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door, That I scarce was sure I heard you"— here I opened wide the door; — Darkness there, and nothing more."- EAP

This calligram is designed to represent the original character and personality of Sherlock Holmes in an old-style block print.

Welcome, Foolish Mortals. Do not pull down on the safety bar, please, I will lower it for you.

The nocturnal parties of Doctor Frank N. Furter are the stuff of legends. Music, sex and drugs all hours of the night. Let's do the Time Warp again...

Feed your deepest, innermost hunger...

The Children of the Night.... what music they make...