Millennial On The Cusp Of X

Montauk Merch designed by locals from out of this world. Join us!

Montauk merch designed by locals from out of this world. Meet us there.

Is this real life? Shucks...

What are we even doing?

For the times when people are way too close for your comforts. Let them know!

Set the boundaries of your dance space so no one infiltrates it with their nonsense!

We cant all be winners... but can we? Asking for a salty (sweet, and a little bit nuts) friend.

When you’re all that and a bag of peanuts.

Admit it. You're over them. Let them know!

If you can't be them or beat em, make a funny tshirt so they can read it. If they can read. All in good fun. ;)

Were you born just shy of Gen X but now you're acting "too old" to be a millennial? Same! Enjoying being a Millennial on the Cusp of X with me!

Were you born just shy of Gen X but now you're acting "too old" to be a millennial? Same! Enjoying being a Millennial on the Cusp of X with me!

Let me know! We're all just trying to survive out there.

Let them know! We're all just trying to survive out there...

Maybe you're not an introvert. Maybe you are just "selectively social." Only the best deserve your time!

Maybe you're not an introvert. Maybe you're just selectively social.

Seize the day and the cray in this apparel.

In order to seize the day we must also seize the cray.

Let everyone know how you feel about diet culture!

Let everyone know how you feel about diet culture.

Sleep? What's that? I guess if you bought a shirt you could try to sleep in it. Good luck!

It's a wonder we get any sleep at all.