You know that feeling of complete vulnerability when someone accidentally opens the door on you taking a big poo? Like a zebra letting it's guard down at a watering hole? Well what if you were the one walking in on an otherwise threatening monster? Not so spooky now, creature from the black lagoon.
A woman with boobs hanging from where you'd think her eyes would be is pulling down her shirt to show eyeballs on her chest where you'd think the boobs would be and she's saying "Um, my eyes are down here?!"
We're not doing calculus here.
Hard work and determination are great, but over a long period of time nothing beats competent persistence. Anyways, this is Sisyphus driving a forklift.
This is a great design for people who are extremely horny and also concerned with their longevity. Also a reference to this joke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArqRdW2L4zY&ab_channel=DryBarComedy
They said he would never be a contender because of his limited reach. Then he ate them. It's a t-rex with boxing gloves on. What am I doing with my life.
The creature from the black lagoon is scary because it's an ambush predator, but what if you stumbled upon it while it was having a private intimate moment of it's own? Kinda charming no? No? Ok.
You know how a hermit crab uses shells that it finds as a home? This is like that, except instead of a crab it's a rat and instead of a shell it's a used condom. High concept!
