Mst3k Kids T-Shirts

At the Gizmonic Institute, one of the world's foremost research and development laboratories, we're unlocking both the science and the mystery of the universe one excruciating experiment at a time. Gizmonics: torturing our test subjects so that you don't have to. Since 1988.

Inspired by the classic Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K) this design was a take on if the cast of Star Wars were in the theater and watched Firefly

Battle of the Beer Bellies! A sloppy, loose-cannon LA cop takes on a hockey-haired hellion from the north!

What a wisecracker!

Pour yourself a tall glass of reconst and get fat on flavo fibes. inspired by the 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank' epsidode of MTS3K. Won't you?

A salute to music appreciation & gender identification. You can have the spirit of music inside and outside! Inspired by the old educational short seen on a certain mysteriously scientific theatrical program.

The many names of David Ryder.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Croooow! With a croooow!

Tom Servo and Crooooow!

Mr. B Natural, classically skewered in one of the best MST3K segments ever, is honored in this new drawing.

Flyin' fightin' men to a certain Red Zone, Coleman Francis' favorite air service. "Will flie you anywhere?" Mostly Cuba. In 1961. "I'm Cherokee Jack!"

Deep Hurting (MST3K)

Our favorite bots have had adventures on stage, screen and television, and now you can follow them as a rusty barn sign image.

Robot Monster

Hey boneheads! Time to sport some Skeleton Crew love!

Viking Women and the Sea Serpent

100% Deep Hurting woven into the fabric of this experimental design…

I take care of the place while the Master is away.

From their satellite above they dealt out merciless judgment-- no terrible movie was safe from their derision!

Daddy-O

Project Moonbase

tv program

Riff and chill

vintage design on top

Take a tour around scenic New Mexico I mean Cuba or New Mexico, Well there's plenty of sky diving footage. It's kinda like Manos without the Lucid plot... also Coffee.

I L♡VE Mystery Science Theater 3000. It truly saved my life at time when I was working only graveyard schedules and was deeply depressed. When MST3k came on late at night on the Comedy Channel, it always cheered me up and made my life worth living! The Nike and DC shirts with words running down them have driven me a tad batty so I decided, as a MiSTie, I would throw out my own mock with the Cave callbacks! ALL the Cave Callbacks!

Our favorite bots have had adventures on stage, screen and television, and now you can follow them as a rusty barn sign image.

Pop Art Portrait

Great MST3K science fiction movies

Is it a teen-ager who strangles? Or a person who strangles teen-agers? Who knows? Who cares? It's a cheesy early '60s low-budget horror film glorifying drag racing, bike stealing and forgotten fashion trends. Yipe Stripes!

In the Not Too Distant Future...

Our favorite bots have had adventures on stage, screen and television, and now you can follow them as a rusty barn sign image.

For most, Manos: Hands of Fate is their favorite MST3K episode, but Eegah holds a special place in my heart. "Watch out for snakes!" This is the Mystery Science Theater episode I can always rewatch.

It's that guy from the low-budget, cheesy, 1950s sci-fi flic "Teenagers From Outer Space." Definitely not a humanitarian.