Funny Quote Merch

a funny design for those among us who can carry it off. Self confidence is a good thing. Self belief is good too. Just be nice :-). the perfect gift for you 'life of the party' friend or family member.

Have a great conversation with short people without ever saying a word, all thanks to TextyTeez Wear Words!

It looks like you are applying a LOT of reverb on this snare drum. Are you aware it isn't 1982?

There Is Nothing Except Reach The Top Shelf I Can't Do That

Unleash your playful side with our statement piece, "If You Let Them Shenan Once, best believe they'll shenan again." Dive into a collection of witty apparel featuring recurring shenanigans, perfect for those who appreciate humor-infused, unique fashion.

When life gives you lemon, throw it back and ask for chocolate!

You can have my oxford comma when you take it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

You can have my oxford comma when you pry it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands ... My fellow grammar nerds know what I'm talking about.

Funny Stay Positive

Funny headache quote.

It is only fair to warn others about impending shenanigans and hijinks. Use this shirt!

Sarcastic Quote I Used To Be A People Person

FUNNY QUOTE

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

We all know the line, "YOU'RE KILLING ME SMALLS". Classic distressed vintage original by TeeCreations.

A design for a person who doesn't hold back.

YOU LOOK FUNNY DOING THAT WITH YOUR HEAD Slogan Quote funny gift idea

Sometimes, science is more art than science Morty!

I finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

Don't forget to flush

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

I hate my job toilet paper and toothbrush. Funny gift.

Hell no!

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

You like this shirt? Just kidding I don't give a care...

Dream Kid Meme. "Have You Ever Had a Dream...You Could Do Anything". The perfect funny / inspirational gift for anyone!

Funny Quote There's Highway To Hell And Stairway To Heaven

Some holy smack talk for you all...

You're living the dream all right! We designed this shirt for cool people who are living life to the fullest! Ironic hipsters, funny cool dudes and happy people! Awesome present for a fun person!

The no balance running shirt exemplifies athletic achievement! Available with a white logo for dark colors also with a female runner. And don't forget to check on the baby onesie!

Taste the goodness of the biscuit.

World's OKAYEST Runner

Look at me I'm Chandler Could I be wearing anymore clothes?

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye--or an i, the imaginary number missing from this equation gone wrong. The perfect gift for math teachers, or for anyone who enjoys a geeky pun.

My Stomach is Flat. The L is Just Silent.

Let's face it. That could be all of us!