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The coldest day on record. Even her hair felt the chills.
 But Mirta had to brave it to show off her Fendi fur frills.

Holly spent each day hailing cab after cab. She never took one but it made her look fab.

As with many things in life, bakers had an edge on any rival even though everybody laughed them off at their arrival.

Thirty-four. Thirty-five. Thirty-six. Thirty-seven...
 Like the donuts I ate last night! Oh wasn't that heaven!

He won't be dipping out any time soon. Created by Nick Navatta.

New year’s resolutions put her in a state of disquiet, so Belle would rather stop breathing than go on a diet.

Get live and full of carbs in this 90s homage hip-hop design. With the coolest loaf of bread and the most hype theme song, your sure to get some laughs and have a whole loaf of fun wearing this punny food design

Being famous for a cake rather than his sainthood felt rather rotten. But eventually Honoré came to think ‘Better that than being forgotten’.

It didn't matter if, to seem taller, he'd wear a silly hat:
he could carry it off with that air of "What you staring at?".

for those days you just destroy a whole box

Feeling glamorous?

Beignet? More like beignYAY

It was clear that the pasta had reached the end of thyme. Created by Nick Navatta

Bread Puns Never Get Mold

Molly’s stubborn and her hips she always swirled and swirled. Then a loud “crack!’ and her spine just never uncurled.

I am Bacon you to Stop

Bring it on! :)This design is a digital illustration that features a delicious piece of chocolate cake looking for some trouble! For Xtreme chocolate lovers!

Now you are going to stay put and listen to me rant for another 3 hours as to why the movie sucked! A parody on artichokes.

Strawberry jam is tasty !

friendly reminder of the inevitability of the lunch box time

Food Puns!

Having pun with Halo Halo - a Filipino dessert with shaved ice, condensed milk and a mixture of jelly-like toppings, saba/banana, pinipig, ube ice cream and leche flan ^o^

Ute was furious as each time they went to a seaside location he’d get sunburnt and couldn’t have sex for the whole vacation.

:)

Best friends forever, even when it ends badly.

You Complete Me Cute Fries Ketchup Pun features a cute pack of french fries with his pal ketchup! Perfect pun gift for family and friends who love cute food puns.

Adorable kitteh marshmallows floating in a chocolatey sea.

You Complete Me Cute Fries Ketchup Pun features a cute pack of french fries with his pal ketchup! Perfect pun gift for family and friends who love cute food puns.

Rooting For You Cute Vegetable Pun. Cute pun gift for family and friends who are always rooting for you.

The punnier the better for meow!

Giulio Fregacci named his boat Madeleine, 
for her mere smell made him feel young again.

Having pun with Ensaymada - a Filipino brioche bun that is deliciously slathered with softened butter, a sprinkling of sugar and grated cheese ^o^

Fast Food Cute Burger Fries Pun. Cute pun gift for family and friends who love fast food and fast puns.

Rad-ish Cute Radish Pun. Cute pun gift for family and friends who are really rad.

The Dark Sides Funny Fast Food Puns features a cute trio of side dishes - french fries, bread sticks and onion rings who have a dark side . Perfect Puns gift for family and friends who love cute food puns.

Jam Packed Sandwich. Birthday or Christmas Gift Ideas for Food Puns Lover loke Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Best Friend, Family that Loves Sandwich!