27 of the Funniest Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas for 2024
Valentine’s Day is a “love it” or “hate it" holiday – and a lot of the time, how you feel can depend on your relationship status.
For many, Valentine’s Day is a time of stress. From hoping you get a card from your crush in elementary school to praying your partner finally proposes, Valentine’s Day can seem like high stakes. However, it’s also a time to celebrate sharing your life with someone you love or hoping that your crush says “yes” to your card and gift.
Whether you’re waiting for candy to go on sale on the 15th or celebrating another year of love with your loved one, our funny Valentine’s gift ideas will help you celebrate being single, show your feelings about this commercialized holiday, or tell your partner that you love them.
27 Funny Valentine's Gift Ideas for Partners and Friends
From lovey-dovey gifts for a spouse or partner to making fun of those same people while enjoying the single life, we’ve got funny Valentine’s Day gift ideas for every occasion.
The One Day T-Shirt
T-Shirt | TeePublic | by Cult Classics | 28 colors
Relationships aren’t always easy, and sometimes, the littlest things can start a fight. Do your bad moods get the best of you? Valentine’s Day is the one day you always feel appreciated and loved, right? Express your thanks and love in a roundabout way with this playful tee.
Galentines Gang Sweatshirt
Sweatshirt | TeePublic | by CreatureComforts | 6 colors
Who needs a man when you’ve got your girls by your side? When you’re planning out your Galentine’s night with your friends, you know matching tops are a must – and these cozy sweaters designating you the “Galentine’s Gang” are just what the sleepover needs... along with some wine.
Conversation Hearts Baseball T-Shirt
Baseball T-Shirt | TeePublic | by Feisty Designs | 6 colors
She found her true love, and she’s sticking with it. Oh, sorry, we meant true crime and the basic white girl lifestyle that took over the internet 10 years ago. This fashionable raglan-style t-shirt covers all of her favorites (besides you) in conversation heart form for a cute Valentine’s look.
Stealing Hearts & Blasting Farts Dino T-Shirt
T-Shirt | TeePublic | by CreatureComforts | 19 colors
You don’t care what anyone else says, “stinker” is absolutely a term of endearment. Plus, it’s really the most accurate name you can give your boyfriend. Like this design’s cute dino, he stole your heart, entered your life, and started blasting farts – but you wouldn’t have him any other way.
Be My Alibi? T-Shirt
T-Shirt | TeePublic | by toruandmidori | 28 colors
Do you remember those little boxes of conversation hearts that got passed out in your elementary school classroom on Valentine’s Day? While most were sweet with messages like ‘Be Mine,’ this cheeky tee is perfect for a troublemaker, with a candy heart asking ‘Be My Alibi’ instead.
No, I Love You More T-Shirt
T-Shirt | TeePublic | by Animal Antics | 9 colors
Ah, the honeymoon phase. It’s a little bit cringeworthy when you look back, but you’ve grown past it to a more intimate and serious relationship. If the two of you still look back mostly fondly on the “I love you more” play-fights, you’ll love this embarrassingly sweet t-shirt.
Nuts About You T-Shirt
T-Shirt | TeePublic | by dumbshirts | 16 colors
Love makes people crazy, and in your case, downright nutty. You and your partner are madly in love, maybe even nuts about each other? This punny t-shirt features an adorable squirrel hugging an acorn & makes an even cuter gift if you get yourself a shirt to match.
T-Shirt | TeePublic | by Dreamy Panda Designs | 16 colors
Despite what Mean Girls may have taught us in 2004, butter is not a carb. But that doesn’t change the fact that your carb-loving partner adds butter to almost everything they cook or eat. Poke a little fun (endearingly) at your better, sorry, butter half with this playful tee.
Expiration Date Skeleton T-Shirt
T-Shirt | TeePublic | by eduely | 8 colors
When your partner is a fan of all things dark, dreary, and goth, it’s safe to assume the pinkest holiday on the calendar isn’t their favorite. If you still want to show your love in a way that makes them feel seen, this punny skeletal ‘expiration date’ tee is perfect.
You're My National Treasure Mug
Mug | TeePublic | by Suchmugs
Over the years, your bestie has made it abundantly clear that they have a weird sense of humor and an obsession with celebrity memes. While you’re not your own sovereign country, you still consider them your national treasure this Valentine’s Day, and you couldn’t be prouder to be their friend.
Quiche Me T-Shirt
T-Shirt | TeePublic | by HandsOffMyDinosaur | 16 colors
Planning a Valentine’s brunch date for your partner? Knowing her order is sure to earn you lots of brownie points (and love). With this punny tee, she can request quiche from the waiter and kisses from you. Even the cartoon quiche itself is puckering its lips.
Hogs And Kisses T-Shirt
T-Shirt | TeePublic | by UnsungShop | 16 colors
Whether she was raised on a farm or just enjoys going to the county fair every year, she loves pigs almost as much as she loves you. And who can blame her with their cute little faces? Make her (Valentine’s) day with this adorably funny “hogs and kisses” t-shirt.
I'm Taken No Entry T-Shirt
T-Shirt | TeePublic | by Catalyst Creative Designs | 20 colors
Sometimes, men can be so oblivious to flirting that they don’t realize it’s happening until they’re told outright. So maybe you’re a little bit possessive, but you’ve earned the right to be. Still, you don’t take it too seriously, so this playful tee is the perfect joke gift.
V Is For Video Games T-Shirt
T-Shirt | TeePublic | by juragan99trans | 28 colors
Everyone talks about the gamer boyfriend, but what about couples who game together? Whether it’s Fortnite or Stardew Valley, you’ve found video gaming to be the most fun form of quality time — and that’s how you’ll be spending your Valentine’s Day, no matter what anyone else thinks.
You are trash Can I take you out? Sticker
Sticker | TeePublic | by BadDesignCo
There’s something about raccoons that makes everyone okay with being compared to trash, and while we don’t really get it, we do still think it’s cute. This cartoony trash panda sticker is absolutely adorable, so slide it across the table to your crush and hope for the best.
My Perfect Valentine's T-Shirt
T-Shirt | TeePublic | by Pink Bunny | 20 colors
While some couples may prefer to go out to a fancy restaurant to celebrate Valentine’s Day, you’re content just sitting at home, ordering pizza, and watching a movie on the couch together. Before your partner spends their next paycheck on a reservation, make your preference known with this lighthearted tee.
I Will Always Love You Hoodie
Hoodie | TeePublic | by JunkyDotCom | 2 colors
Let’s be honest; everyone belts out when Whitney Houston comes on the radio. Whether your partner is able to hit the high note acapella or relies on Whitney’s background vocals to carry them through, this hoodie is sure to prompt some “ AND I” duets with your loved one.
Meathearts™ Heart-Shaped Beef Jerky
Beef Jerky | Manly Man Co.
Does your sweetheart love beef jerky? If so, this heart-shaped box of aptly named “Meathearts” is the perfect gift. Can’t find the right words to express your feelings? Let these romantic jerky hearts do the talking for you, with punny phrases like “Beef Mine” and “Meat Me” laser-engraved.
Kraft Valentine's Heart Box Mac & Cheese Gummies
Gummies | Target | by Kraft
No matter who you’re shopping for, you can’t go wrong with macaroni, and this gift offers a unique treat. Not only do the gummies in this heart-shaped box look and taste like mac & cheese, but they also come with a cute noodle-shaped plush for whoever you “macaronly” have eyes for.
Retro I'm Yours No Refunds T-Shirt
T-Shirt | Zazzle | by HellenaDesigns | 27 colors
Now that you’ve found your person, your one true love, you’re never letting them go – and we completely understand that. Whether they like it or not, they’re stuck with you until the end of time. All sales are final. You’re theirs now, no exchanges or returns, sorry.
No, You Hang Up Ghostface Sticker
Sticker | Redbubble | by Sugar Posie
Fans of the Scream franchise know the iconic Ghostface killer almost always calls his victims to taunt them, but what if the man (or woman) behind the mask just wants to flirt a little bit? This cutesy sticker takes a beloved Halloween favorite and gives it a Valentine’s Day makeover.
Would You Still Love Me If I Was A Worm Pin
Pin | Redbubble | by DreamSkytees
Listen, we know it’s a pretty out-there thing to ask your partner, but it’s become a trending hypothetical question, and it’s certainly the most interesting way to gauge your partner’s feelings. In a simple twist, this silly pin features a worm on a string though the question remains the same.
This Might Sound Cheesy Spiral Notebook
Notebook | Redbubble | by artsbycheri | 2 paper types
Who doesn’t love a cheesy pun? Although, this design takes cheesy to a whole other level with a block of cheese expressing admiration to a (great) grater. For the romance writer in your life, this corny yet sentimental notebook is the perfect Valentine’s gift.
Grow A Boyfriend
Toy | Amazon | by Forum Novelties
They’ve been single for as long as you can remember, though it’s not for a lack of trying. You don’t know what it is, but they just can’t seem to keep a boyfriend, but this mischievous gift offers a playful solution. Now they can just grow a boyfriend!
Smells Like I'm Going To Touch Your Butt For Eternity Candle
Candle | Etsy | by TheCheekyCandlesCo | 4 scents
As your relationship with your partner develops and grows, your comfort with intimacy has also grown – and you couldn’t feel more blessed. While you love everything about them, you’re most excited about the endless opportunities to touch their butt, and this whimsical candle lets them know what they’re in for.
Fries Before Guys T-Shirt
T-Shirt | Tee Shirt Palace | 22 colors
Relationships come and go, and boys have let her down more times than she’s willing to admit. French fries, on the other hand, are always there for her when she’s feeling down. This Valentine’s Day, give her this fun tee to remind her to place fries before guys.
I Cerealsly Love You Personalized Cereal Bowl
Bowl | Personalization Mall | 2 sizes
There are so many ways to express your love, some more serious than others. As you sit together eating breakfast, this silly cereal bowl adds a sweet touch to every morning. While it is punny, it also lets your partner know you “cerealsly” love and cherish them.
From Sappy to Salty: This Year’s Best Funny Valentine’s Gift Ideas
We all know someone who’s in love with love – and if it’s you or your partner, you know the importance of a great Valentine’s gift. But while it’s hard to produce a ring or have a surprise gender reveal without some serious planning, these funny Valentine’s gift ideas will show your silly side while showing love to your partner or contempt about the holiday itself.
From hoodies to keep them warm and snuggly during the final days of winter to a keepsake memorializing your relationship’s progress over the years, every type of Valentine’s Day fan will find something to love.
