Big Spoon Merch

Buy this shirt if you're the Big Spoon in your relationship or buy it for your significant other to signal that you're the Little! WHAT IS A BIG SPOON? Do you like the taste of back hair? Want to put those extra-long arms to use? Then this is the move for you. Surprise him one night by getting behind him and squeezing real tight. Guys love a girl that takes care of her own pleasure. When you’re in control, you decide how fast or slow you fall asleep. He’ll especially appreciate this one if he suffers from “tiny T-Rex arms” or “limp noodle arms.” For extra pleasure, use a pillow to support your head.

Something strange happened in the last 15 years - "Big Brother" got semi-privatized, and everyone decided it was trendy. We've gone from fearing being watched to inviting it. Strange. Credit goes to my old friend Jeremy for the initial idea on this one.

Big Spoon Little Spoon

An adorable big spoon and little spoon design - the perfect gift for valentine's day or a special anniversary! Check out the other faiiryliite™ designs for similar designs with a special message!

is me!

Show spooning some love with this adorable valentine that says "Happy Valentine's Day to my little spoon!".

Show your little spoon some love with this adorable valentine that says "will you be my little spoon?".

A design idea as Valentine's Day gift.

Tell everyone you are the king of the spoon people.

Funny Chemistry, Science Humor

Be Like Armadillo - The Big Spoon Always Wins, ripped from the oHOTmu or NOT podcast from the Fire & Water Network! (white version for dark-colored items)

Hope you like it!

A design as Valentine's Day gift.

This is a digital illustration of Shorty and Stretch on Valentine's day.

Cuddle Team Captain Big Spoon

Be Like Armadillo - The Big Spoon Always Wins, ripped from the oHOTmu or NOT podcast from the Fire & Water Network! (black version for light-colored items)

Show your little spoon some love with this adorable and selfless valentine that says "you can be my little spoon!".

cuddlers inc. we take cuddling very seriously this shirt is for Gail Hernandez, Professional Cuddler