Basement Merch

A minimal tribute to the 90s classic. Distressed/Faded print effect.

Prince Rakeem in the basement, circa 1994. Before the flood.

Design inspired by Basement's song "Aquasun"

"I think the message to, uh, psychos, fanatics, murderers, nutcases all over the world is, uh, "do not mess with suburbanites". Because, uh, frankly we're just not gonna take it any more. Ya know, we're not gonna be content to look after our lawns and wax our cars, paint out houses. We're out to get them, Don, we are out to get them."

Now with even more rad!

He was told that his bike was in the basement of the Alamo, and after a harrowing adventure to get there he was told there was no basement - Pee Wee is his name, and finding his bike was his big adventure. Wear this shirt to your next trip to San Antonio to see the Alamo and don't you forget it.

Basement

Filene's opened its famous "Automatic Bargain Basement" in 1909, which became a much-visited tourist attraction. Goods were marked down according to an automatic schedule; an item that had been on sale for 12 days was marked down by 25 percent, after 18 days by 50 percent, after 24 days by 75 percent, and after 30 days it was given away. Famous for the Running of the Brides which was a one-day sale of wedding gowns, garnering local media attention because of the sight of hundreds of brides-to-be scrambling for bargains. The store stocked thousands of gowns for that day and marked them down drastically; gowns were non-returnable. Prices ranged from $249.00 to $699.00, marked down from retail prices as high as $9,000.

Cat, Cat, Cat....They're coming for you!

If your into 1985 humor, then you'll get this right away. Design with the Texas state flower "bluebonnet" with the rising sun seen behind the silhouette of the Alamo.

The Band illustration

Pink was never so trendy - like in the early 2000s!

It's in the basement!

I Believe pewee herman bike secrets about the Alamo

Pee Wee Herman's Alamo Basement Contractors

Official Nerdy Basement White Logo Merchandise

Pen15 Let's Address the Elephant in the Basement - Anna's funny saying from the pool party that anyone who has a friendship like Anna and Maya will love. Great gift for any PEN15 fan!

Official Logo of OGBurnout's Basement Crew

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He was told that his bike was in the basement of the Alamo, and after a harrowing adventure to get there he was told there was no basement - Pee Wee is his name, and finding his bike was his big adventure. Wear this shirt to your next trip to San Antonio to see the Alamo and don't you forget it.

My grandmother loved when people called her ‘Granny’, and everyone seemed to call her Granny. This is for those grandmothers that don’t want to be called Big Mama, grandma, Ma Ma, Sweet Mama Bump or any of the above. This is strictly for anyone who is a Granny and wants to be called one by her favorite people.

Can you relate to this sad woman who needs dopamine, oxytocin, serotonin, and endorphins?

The I'll be in the basement design is perfect for the drummer who is about to have a rehearsal. Wear the drum set design as a player of the drums who loves drumming.

Great shirt for a racing head or someone who talks about different octane types.

Our classic gold design still looks great. Show your geekiness and support.

Either you are a boss or you have a boss. Be the Bossman!

Congress is always proposing new laws. I would not be surprised if some politician tried to outlaw or ban someone from thinking! Therefore, think while it is still legal.

70s

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For those that love the syrupy sweet sauce they serve with pancakes!

Classic SNES scene

Can you relate to this woman who is experiencing existential dread?

I once heard someone say that a glass of wine a day keeps the doctor away! This shirt will hopefully keep people away from your wine. Wear this shirt with pride any time you are drinking a glass of wine and there is someone lurking trying to snatch the glass from your hand.

Can you relate to this sad woman who tells people that she's just fine?